My New Favorite T-Shirt

A couple of weeks ago I acquired a shirt with the following slogan:

She wanted to be beautiful but found the maintenance process to be slightly tedious.

I think about this shirt each time that, armed with the same hair dryer I’ve had since junior high, I attempt to tame my unruly, frizzy locks into the sleek hairstyle all the fashion mags tell me I’m supposed to sport. Or each time I sleep for an extra ten minutes and skip the makeup, which is, frankly, most days.

You can check out other T-shirts by the same person at http://www.nathanlovesmary.com. My second favorite:

Sorry about your chicken.

I don’t know why, but I think my friend LP would really like this.

Copyright 2006 by psipsina. If you are reading this on the scumbag blog, you should know that they are using my work (and the work of many, many other people) without attribution.

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